Just Pave Around those Utility Poles!

This was a brilliant idea! 5400 South is a major East/West route in Salt Lake County. The road needed to be widened. The problem is, utility poles are in the way. The solution: Just pave around them and put up some orange cones! Why would we want to bury the utility lines first? It creates more jobs if we pave first, dig up the pavement, bury the utility lines, and then repave. It creates twice as many jobs, and costs twice as much. It will help us spend our way out of debt! I'm glad the Utah Department of Transportation is looking out for us.

Price Check on 1 Please!

I saw this at Walgreens last week. Either somebody's not very good at math, or those were some really expensive cookies!

Timing is Everything!

The problem with magazine publishing is that it is done so far in advance. Unfortunately the timing for this cover of Golf Digest wasn't quite right!

Any Connection? Just Wondering.....

Decisions, Decisions......

I'm sure this is a real difficutl decision for some.

What's Up With That?

An elevator company in a one story building--really?

Education Crisis....

Not to mention those who can't write....
This is found on the wall at a New York City Subway Station.

That's a Big Shuttle Bus!

This is near the door on a shuttle bus. So what is the seating capacity again?

Budget Cuts Take Toll on Fighting Fire

This was found in a parking garage in New York City. Are you supposed to fill the bucket with water and throw it on the fire?

Hmmmmm..... I thought McCain was the Presidential Candidate

Click to enlarge and view the sub-headline

Mama Mia That'sa 'Spensive Pizza!

I don't know, do you think it includes delivery across the country?

Be careful not to break your children!

Be careful not to break your children when you visit this store, especially if you don't want to buy anything.

Elmo Overdid It

Always be sure to check with your doctor before beginning any kind of stretching activity. Poor Elmo stretched a bit too far!

Lucky? Not so much.....

This is an abandoned used car lot on Redwood Road in Salt Lake City. I'm sure when they named the business "Lucky's" they were hoping it would be good luck and not bad luck.

Wow! Now I can afford shoes for both feet!

I'm sure glad I can buy a shoe for my left foot, and get one for my right foot at no additional charge.

Somebody Might Think This is a Fair Trade!

This was posted on the KSL Classifieds in the Free Section 7/31/2009

Dirt Fill?

The Free section of the KSL Classifieds has dozens of listings for "Fill Dirt". There is only one listing for "Dirt Fill" hmmmm...

The Game of Chest?

This was up on the Fox News website all day Saturday 7/25/2009. I checked it again 7/26/2009. Somebody caught the error corecting it to say "Mideast Chess Game".

Permanent or Expires?

Didn't anybody at the State of Utah question the design of this sticker?